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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

No way

Phase-resolved attoclock precisely measures electron tunneling time - Phys.org

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do so many people like life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Scientists Are Getting Closer to Finding Evidence of the Fifth Force - Yahoo

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why does Meghan Markle seem to struggle with acceptance in Hollywood despite her royal title and celebrity connections?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why are people saying that Taylor Swift is the smartest person on Earth?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

They put up a sign reading

The #1 High-Protein Snack for Better Blood Sugar, According to a Dietitian - EatingWell

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Trump puts U.S. Steel cart before the horse - Axios

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Angelina Jolie’s Daughter Shiloh Debuts New Name for Choreography Work - Just Jared