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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:08

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
No way
Phase-resolved attoclock precisely measures electron tunneling time - Phys.org
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do so many people like life?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Scientists Are Getting Closer to Finding Evidence of the Fifth Force - Yahoo
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why are people saying that Taylor Swift is the smartest person on Earth?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
They put up a sign reading
The #1 High-Protein Snack for Better Blood Sugar, According to a Dietitian - EatingWell
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Trump puts U.S. Steel cart before the horse - Axios
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Angelina Jolie’s Daughter Shiloh Debuts New Name for Choreography Work - Just Jared